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Hate is the New Love

Created on 2003-12-01 01:35:28 (#1498281), last updated 2007-06-29

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Name:Bound to eat your children in a fit of rage
Birthdate:03-04
Location:Sacramento, California, United States
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Imagine if you will a seven dimensional penis which can project beyond time, and even through solid matter. This metadong can be everywhere and nowhere at once, its exact physical state is constantly in flux. You might think of this scenario as somewhat emasculating, because if someone asks you (for example) if you have the balls to do something, you have to very earnestly reply that you might or you might not, it's kind of a quantum thing. On the other hand, ask that motherfucker if he can have sex with anyone who ever existed, ever, even if they were trapped inside a safe. See what I'm talking about? With an infinite wang, this and much more is possible. Well, I guess I should say probable. It's kind of a quantum thing.
-Tycho
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anime, cartoons, hanging, pressurized blood sprays, sleeping, stuff, videogames, your mom

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